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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Today, 05:16 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 159
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
we'll just use a Rick Sanchez text-to-speech...

we'll just use a Rick Sanchez text-to-speech program and have them read back to us
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Today, 03:41 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 159
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Can we do this through discord? We can also post...

Can we do this through discord? We can also post dank memes while discussing what not to do at work.
Forum: Resume & Cover Letter Advice Forum Today, 03:29 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 66
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Imo if you want to include a project on there,...

Imo if you want to include a project on there, one thing you can do is include a link to where it is hosted.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Today, 03:27 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 159
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
need'm professionalism

Okay so how does this work? Can I get my credits done by just having a 2 hour lync call with other people where all we do is read the ASOPs out loud?

Normally I just get them done at a conference...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Today, 02:52 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 483
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
didn't cut my toenails pandemic did it

didn't cut my toenails

pandemic did it
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Today, 02:27 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 483
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I was gonna take out the garbage yesterday but...

I was gonna take out the garbage yesterday but pandemic

might do it today but pandemic
Forum: General Actuarial Today, 01:11 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 550
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
maybe he legally changed his last name to have a...

maybe he legally changed his last name to have a comma, space, and ACAS added to it
Forum: General Actuarial Today, 01:10 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 550
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Maybe there's white text after the S and it's...

Maybe there's white text after the S and it's really ACASa
Forum: General Actuarial Today, 01:10 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 550
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
* planned for 2025 ** might not make it

* planned for 2025

** might not make it
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Yesterday, 03:57 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 483
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I didn't do my new year's resolution because of...

I didn't do my new year's resolution because of the pandemic. Well I didn't have one in the first place but the pandemic kept me from making a new one.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Yesterday, 03:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 483
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I gained some weight too, yup, definitely the...

I gained some weight too, yup, definitely the pandemic's fault
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Yesterday, 03:42 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 483
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
List of personal shortcomings to be blamed on the pandemic

I haven't been running because the pandemic close the gyms

even though I could have run outside
Forum: Resume & Cover Letter Advice Forum Yesterday, 09:55 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,462
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
And then you can show off your status to the mail...

And then you can show off your status to the mail lady by throwing it in the garbage the moment she delivers it to you.
Forum: Resume & Cover Letter Advice Forum Yesterday, 09:11 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,462
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Nothing attracts the ladies more than dropping...

Nothing attracts the ladies more than dropping $700 on the MAAA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good
Forum: Resume & Cover Letter Advice Forum Yesterday, 12:05 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,462
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
it makes my email signature longer than your...

it makes my email signature longer than your email signature
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 08-08-2020, 12:11 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 447
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
rich tasty courage

rich tasty courage
Forum: General Actuarial 08-07-2020, 06:59 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,440
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
RIP Don LaFontaine

RIP Don LaFontaine
Forum: General Actuarial 08-07-2020, 03:42 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,440
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Obviously what we need is another actuary movie....

Obviously what we need is another actuary movie. Like, Joe Everyman is just a regular guy until one day a crisis hits and the CEO of the insurance company doesn't know what reserves to book. Book too...
Forum: General Actuarial 08-07-2020, 02:20 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,440
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I do good for the world by selling insurance and...

I do good for the world by selling insurance and insurance accessories
Forum: Property - Casualty / General Insurance 08-07-2020, 11:14 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 213
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I think you should do option 2. Not because...

I think you should do option 2.

Not because I think/know it's the best, but it sounds interesting and I haven't tried it before, and I want to know what happens if you try it.
Forum: Careers - Employment 08-06-2020, 12:48 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,206
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Imo just apply for any position in the 1-5 yr...

Imo just apply for any position in the 1-5 yr range and if they like you enough you can negotiate the appropriate comp.
Forum: General Actuarial 08-05-2020, 11:26 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,440
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Even though actuarial science has pretty much...

Even though actuarial science has pretty much been solved at this point, I only entered the field because I wanted to learn the fundamentals.
Forum: Careers - Employment 08-05-2020, 11:19 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,172
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Also, people who live in the blue areas are the...

Also, people who live in the blue areas are the cream of the crop, and the people who live in the red areas aren't:
[[spoiler removed]]
Forum: Careers - Employment 08-05-2020, 11:18 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,172
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
positive Putnam score imo

positive Putnam score imo
Forum: Property - Casualty / General Insurance 08-04-2020, 05:22 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 941
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
1. Get seat at the table 2. Meet Shaq 3....

1. Get seat at the table
2. Meet Shaq
3. Change the game (possibly with the help of Shaq)
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