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Old 08-31-2018, 09:50 AM
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That joke may be in the top ten of this thread...
Definitely top 25 at least
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Dyal, if you die from COVID, you might never realize your dream of becoming an ASA!

actually, on 2nd thought, you've been proven to likely be too dumb to become an ASA anyway.
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that's a dumb example and really has zero to do with my thoughts on children.

met ARTS kids. they are nice kids. no talk of being aborted was mentioned.
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Old 08-31-2018, 11:18 AM
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I had to look up who Gene Wilder is and I watched the original chocolate factory after I watched the remake. Johnny Depp is better.
this is definitely one of the top ten funniest things on this thread
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Old 08-31-2018, 01:57 PM
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this is definitely one of the top ten funniest things on this thread
Funny haha or funny sad?
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that's a dumb example and really has zero to do with my thoughts on children.

met ARTS kids. they are nice kids. no talk of being aborted was mentioned.
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Old 08-31-2018, 02:56 PM
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Funny haha or funny sad?
Funny like a clown.
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Funny like a clown.
like a haha clown or a sad clown?
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like a haha clown or a sad clown?
Yes, funny just like that.
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I would attribute that one to Emo Philips.
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Some people say the worst thing about Cosby story was he's a hypocrite. I disagree though. I think it was all the rape.
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this is definitely one of the top ten funniest things on this thread
Didn't know there were many Gene Wilder fans in here.

A long time ago a friend told me about Woody Allen and how funny he is. Then I watched one of his movies. I didn't have the heart to tell him how bored I was with that never shut up talking guy. At that time, I liked action movies. He was little tolerable in Mighty Aphrodite, though. But I watch that movie because of Mira Sorvino.
In that 70 show, Eric and Donna made fun of him and I liked that though.

Did nobody hear any good jokes lately?
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Very old joke (maybe not funny anymore)

Why does Henry Kissinger speak with an accent?
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