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Old 10-29-2018, 12:10 PM
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my dad loved those kinds of jokes because he knew it would exasperate the rest of us
your dad has good taste!
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Define "worth", because I want those 45 seconds of my life back.
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Old 10-29-2018, 12:23 PM
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Astronaut runs out of human waste bags not long before returning to earth; so he urinates the last couple times on the detachable unit of the spacecraft. It was like two pees in a pod.
Or the guy who decided not to debate Martin Luther because he didn't want to open a canon of Wyrms?
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Old 10-29-2018, 12:32 PM
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Astronaut runs out of human waste bags not long before returning to earth; so he urinates the last couple times on the detachable unit of the spacecraft. It was like two pees in a pod.
I like this joke, didn't read the joke that lead to this.
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Old 10-29-2018, 12:33 PM
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your dad has good taste!
He's been dead for 28 years. But I'll tell him eventually.
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He's been dead for 28 years. But I'll tell him eventually.


how long have you been waiting to use that one?
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Old 10-29-2018, 12:45 PM
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how long have you been waiting to use that one?
28 years...
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Old 10-29-2018, 01:08 PM
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28 years...
I think it's been a lot longer than that!
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He's been dead for 28 years. But I'll tell him eventually.
And when you do tell him in another 75 years or so, we'd say that you've been dying to tell him
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Old 10-29-2018, 01:34 PM
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He certainly needs to get his Act together
Quit telling these jokes oral B very annoyed
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