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guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says "this is the pig i told you i've been f---ing".

his wife says "but that's a duck"

man says "i was talking to the duck"
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guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says "this is the pig i told you i've been f---ing".

his wife says "but that's a duck"

man says "i was talking to the duck"
holy cow, the SJW tribe here will go nuts
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guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says "this is the pig i told you i've been f---ing".

his wife says "but that's a duck"

man says "i was talking to the duck"
If I were the man, I would certainly duck, or find some other way to get down
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If I were the man, I would certainly duck, or find some other way to get down
I want a new duck, one that won't steal a beer.
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- Huey Lewie {Mountain} Dewy & the N[eph]ews
Is that Hugh Lewis Dewey, the head of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe?
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What's worse than biting into an apple and fining a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm...
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Biting into an apple and finding half a worm...


And even whole worms seldom pay their fines anyway.
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Biting into an apple and finding half a worm...
Reminds me that it's almost the 500th anniversary of the Diet of Worms
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