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Old 04-29-2018, 08:54 PM
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Did you hear about the steak that was barely cooked?

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Probably not . . .

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Those things are rare.



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Did you hear about the steak that was barely cooked?

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Probably not . . .

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Those things are rare.



Also bahhhhhahaha.
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Why did Darth Vader ask Luke to cross the road?
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He wanted him to come to the other side.
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Outside the context of my faith, I am not intolerant of you ... If anything here, you're being a bit of a bigot towards me.
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I thought that's what I was saying, exactly. One day I (or people like me) will be thought of exactly as you and I think of racists in the deep south.
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I put the whole cob in my mouth and suck the kernels right off in one swift motion.
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My jokes? Or Tiff's drunk-post response?
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I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
--Stewart Francis

This jacket is dry clean only, which means it’s dirty.
--Mitch Hedberg

I’m not a good looking guy. On Halloween I open up the door and the kids give me candy.
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I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’m going to use it.
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I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
--Stewart Francis

This jacket is dry clean only, which means itís dirty.
--Mitch Hedberg

Iím not a good looking guy. On Halloween I open up the door and the kids give me candy.
--Rodney Dangerfield

I got food poisoning today. I donít know when Iím going to use it.
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yup
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Old 04-30-2018, 11:22 AM
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My drunk opinion on this joke stands.
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Old 04-30-2018, 11:23 AM
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yup
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