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i do like me some real carolina barbecue
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i do like me some real carolina barbecue
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more likely a vinegary curmudgeon
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Why do Norwegian warships have a bar code painted on the hull?

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What I love the best about this joke is how it works in a Norwegian accent.
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What I love the best about this joke is how it works in a Gene Wilder Norwegian accent.
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Like, I really like Pearls Before Swine, and almost all its humor comes from extremely obvious pun setups.

(there's also humor from Pig and Rat having different worldviews, but that's a different level)
Of course, the strips that are extreeeemely contrived pun setups usually end with Rat threatening to kill the cartoonist.
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Of course, the strips that are extreeeemely contrived pun setups usually end with Rat threatening to kill the cartoonist.
Rat is my spirit animal.
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more likely a vinegary curmudgeon
with cole slaw
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with cole slaw
Or botato salad
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