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Old 09-17-2019, 02:37 PM
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Only to the extent that I know my own self.
Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head . . .




I guess I'll just throw some Gordon Lightfoot on to see if that'll do the trick.
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She's a fine woman but she doesn't seem to trust or know herself very well. Which means that our Emmett may not know himself at all.
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You're saying you specifically work in travel insurance? What's the real rate (ballpark)? Should I buy it?
Yes, you should buy it.

You should buy it from me. Costs $150, which is less than you'll find from my competitors, believe me!

You could buy through a commercial competitor but then you're going to have all the added stress of wondering whether they would actually pay you in the event of a claim or whether your event would be excluded. I keep it simple. Everything's excluded.

So you get the best of both worlds. Security of knowing you've purchased insurance for your trip. And complete lack of stress wondering whether the policy will pay out when you need it most.

And in the interest of keeping things simple, I accept Venmo.
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I'll sell it to you for only $125. Don't listen to that freak lizard guy.

Unlike my competitors, I'm not an advocate to slavery, so keep Venmo and just send me your card number with the security code on the back.

And we're financially sound, backed by not one . . . not two . . . but three Nigerian princes with certified financial standings by our parent company.



Oh, before I forget, send me your zip code as well.


And just to be on the safe side, and so I know where to mail the policy brochures dec page, give me your street address as well.
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Can't argue against VA's pitch. I have no idea how he managed to afford 3 Nigerian princes at those low premium rates. They're getting to be almost as affordable as Senators these days!
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Good news!

I just talked with the boss and I'm authorized to knock off an additional $5. FIVE FREAKIN' DOLLARS!!

So not only can you now travel with piece of mind, but you can do so with a Starbucks black coffee in hand!

Whaddya say? WHADDYA SAY!??!?
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