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Me too, I call it "Microsoft Excel."
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Why do you want to see my ring finger?
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Well, we could order on height, but the ordering would change over time for some people.
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I remember seeing a proof awhile back of 0= all real numbers, didnt remember it but I found it. I do remember doing a paper on this in high school and then when I didnt know an answer on an exam after that I would put zero. My teacher did not find it as amusing as I did.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/A..._equal_to_zero Let x=y y^2=x*y y^2x^2=x*yx^2 (y+x)(yx)=x(yx) y+x=x since x=y y+x=y x=0 
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You can handle this with probability waves.
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That's not a question.
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I've got a bunch of false proofs for your entertainment: http://www.marypat.org/mathcamp/doc2000/false.pdf I "prove" all numbers are equal, 2=1, , , and much much more. [None of these "proofs" are original to me. I just like collecting paradoxes/false proofs]
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I could do that if only I could prove that the sum of the infinite series N/(10^(N+1)) = 1/81, but I don't remember how to do infinite sums anymore.
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