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Old 11-12-2010, 08:57 AM
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I can't wait to get my picture taken with a picture of Kim Kardashian.
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Old 11-12-2010, 07:09 PM
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OMG.

Poppy going on and on about how classy Kim was and how much Kim likes feather boas.

That would have been a good display if it were Miley Cyrus at age 13 perfume.
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Season 10, Episode 9: The Reincarnation of Tana Goertz

Anand: I'm just so awesome and creative the rest of you guys should just drop out now.
Clint: Anand is just too cocky. Sure, I know he did well in the pedicab challenge, but other than that, what's he done?
Grim Reaper: All Apprentice candidates to the boardroom. Right now.

Trump: Someone's a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. I won't say who it is, but his first initial is Anand. Anand, you been sending text messages to your friend?
Anand: No way! Now way would I do something so evil! I would never, ever send a text message!
Trump: "I'm project manager this week. I'm getting close to the top. Bring 50 bucks to Trump Tower tomorrow, pretend you don't know me."
Anand: Oh, that text message. Was that "wrong"?
Trump: You're fired. No half-smile telegraphing "I'm sorry" from my receptionist, no leaving the building under the cover of darkness, no cab ride, no nothing. In fact, there won't even be pedestrians on the street walking in the same direction as you. Just you going one way, the rest of the world moving the other.
Clint: insert shocked smiley thing
Steuart: insert shocked smiley thing
Brandy: insert shocked smiley thing
Liza: (... I need to find a way to use this in to my advantage in case we lose the next task ...)
Poppy: (... I wonder what David's doing right now at the losers' hotel ...)
Stephanie: insert smug smiley thing
Trump: Let us never speak of this unpleasantness again. In fact, we won't even show what Anand is doing today.

Anand: I just want everyone to know that I wasn't trying to be dishonest or cheat or anything, I just thought that a little dishonesty and cheating would be a good thing to do.

Trump: This week you're going to market perfume for Kim Kardashian. Apparently, Kim is a celebrity or something. And Octan has too many people now.
Stephanie: Don't let it be Liza, don't let it be Liza, don't let it be Liza ...
Trump: Liza, go to Fortitude.
Stephanie: Crap.
Liza: Crap.

Poppy: When I think of Kim Kardashian, I think of glamour. Sophisticated. Voluptuous. That makes me think of two things. First, life-size, cardboard cutouts. And second, well, I'm always distracted by shiny things, so I'm always thinking about ... The Original BeDazzler™! as seen on TV™!!! Maybe I can get a gig like Tana has!
Liza: What's my role in all of this?
Stephanie: You go run off and do something to keep yourself busy while I take over all the tasks. Oh, there's Junior! He's so hot!


Steuart: I'm thinking vanity tables, movie starlets, etc. etc.
Clint: Okay, you're making me uncomfortable. I may have to punch you. Brandy, you chime in here, give me the chick perspective.
Brandy: Oh, I'm not "into" girly stuff. I'm going to pretend that I was the least feminine member of Fortutude, even though I sexed it up pretty good in the last task. See you guys later.
Clint: Well, that was weird. Steuart, looks like we're stuck with you for girl ideas. Except it has to include square donuts. You know if they sell square donuts in NYC?
Steuart: I don't know, you want me to text one of my friends to find out?


Liza: What the ...? What is this supposed to be?
Poppy: I'm gluing sequins onto ribbons!
Stephanie: And I'm decorating with feather boas!
Liza: It looks like something a junior high girl would put together.
Poppy: Ah, then you get our vision.
Liza: And that completes what I need to deflect attention from myself when we lose this task.

Ivanka: What's your role in this task, Brandy?
Brandy: Those mean boys banished me to this make-work task!
Ivanka: When I was 7, I had a similar problem with my brothers. So I castrated them. You should do the same.
Brandy: Sounds like a plan!

Trump: Clint, how'd you handle doing this girly task?
Clint: Well, Brandy pretended she couldn't do girl stuff.
Brandy: Don't worry about me, I got some real good advise from Ivanka.
Junior: Clint, hide all the knives and scissors. You have been warned.
Trump: Fortitude, Kim didn't like your display. At all. Which really surprised me because if you've ever seen pictures of my digs, you know I like tacky. But let's cut to the chase, you lost. It wasn't even close.
Poppy: Let's see, I need to pick two people ... maybe Stephanie and Liza, I'm not sure.
Trump: They're the only remaining members of your team.
Poppy: Stephanie and Liza it is then.
Trump: Whose idea was the sequins an boas?
Poppy: Well, it was mine. But Stephanie didn't disagree! Fire her!
Stephanie: Yep, in you role as backer of whatever the PM says, I backed the PM.
Trump: Poppy, apparently you haven't been paying attention this season. "Stephanie backed me up" hasn't worked. Liza, do you agree?
Liza: Huh? What? Oh yeah, when I saw the BeDazzled™ display, I thought to myself "Boy, that's tacky. I'll say nothing now and wait until the boardroom to express my opinion."
Trump: I agree. Poppy, you're fired.

Poppy: I put my experience on The Apprentice to work, and shock of all shocks, I'm now a stem cell researcher of all things.

Next week: A boardroom first!
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Stephanie and Liza as the sole members of Fortitude should be interesting.

Finally, a fired Apprentice candidate has a real job. That's 2 out of 10 (excluding Anand) with real jobs. Not that Anand has a real job either. Here's what he's been up to since being fired:
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Since the show ended, I've had a chance to do some traveling while enjoying the notoriety that is associated with The Apprentice. I have worked very hard to continue building my network and look for business opportunities in a variety of industries. In addition I have made some progress on my own business ideas and hope to launch them in the near future!

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And what was that thing Ivanka was wearing last week in the boardroom? She looked like a nun working in the polio ward.
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Old 11-19-2010, 08:25 AM
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just watched last night's episode

Spoiler:
bitch got fired!!!!!
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just watched last night's episode

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bitch got fired!!!!!
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And, apparently, rehired.
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Old 11-19-2010, 09:34 AM
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And, apparently, rehired.
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at least i don't have to watch her every week anymore.

oh, i've done commercials.
oh, i studied music for 30 years.
oh, i've done fashion work.
oh, ive done.....

stfu bitch!!!!
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I'm starting to admire Liza solely for her ability to do very close to nothing and still not get fired. I don't know how well that will work for her in the final two but she might just pull it off.
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you can almost say the same for the guy, stu? even ivanka pointed it out how as a pm he doesnt seem to do much.
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