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Old 03-01-2007, 04:10 PM
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I think that's Buffy!
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He should have asked for ID.
I can just hear that conversation.

Girls hand note.
Teller: I'm sorry we do not allow bank robbers under the age of 16. Can I please see your drivers license to verify that you are over 16?
Girls: OK!
Teller: Could you wait right here? I am going to have to have my manager verify this transaction. Thank you very much.
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Old 03-01-2007, 06:26 PM
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If my teaching experience is anything to go by, I would think the opposite.

I would also guess that there is cause/effect here. Dishonesty causes decreased intelligence.
I just reread this. In my experience, smarter people are better at hiding their dishonesty than dumber people.
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Old 03-02-2007, 05:09 AM
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Caught. Along with the teller who was in on it.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/02/gir....ap/index.html

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ACWORTH, Georgia (AP) -- Two teenage women suspected of donning sunglasses as they robbed a supermarket bank branch were arrested along with a bank teller following a brief car chase Thursday, authorities said.

The women, both 19, and the bank teller were stopped by police in Douglas County, about 20 miles from where the robbery occurred Tuesday afternoon, said sheriff's Maj. M.O. Harper.

Ashley Miller and Heather Johnson, and bank teller Benny Herman Allen III, 22, were charged with felony theft and marijuana possession, said Cobb County Police spokeswoman Cassie Reece.

Another man, Michael Chastang, 27, also was arrested in the case and charged felony theft and drug trafficking.

"It was a conspiracy to take money from the bank," Reece said. "They were in on it."
"suspected of donning sunglasses"
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Quick, somebody, which one was the blonde: Ashley or Heather? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Caught. Along with the teller who was in on it.

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No threat of force or anything? The bank teller was in on it.
I win!
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Quick, somebody, which one was the blonde: Ashley or Heather? Inquiring minds want to know.
Heather
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I win!
That's some mighty fine police work Tybo.

The teller was in the same car as the girls.
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That's some mighty fine police work Tybo.

The teller was in the same car as the girls.
That's not fair, nobody told me the teller was a guy.
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That's not fair, nobody told me the teller was a guy.
I also assumed the teller was female.
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