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View Poll Results: Which tag team would win in a fight?
Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy! 6 42.86%
Survivor and Apprentice 4 28.57%
Do'nt answer to quick cause once you think about it its' not so obvious. 4 28.57%
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Old 09-16-2010, 06:00 PM
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Default Apprentice starts tonite!!

Do'nt forget to watch it I got to go over to the batting cages later so I;m missing the first part. Do me a solid and post whats' happening here.

You think they got the good people back on Apprentice or is it just Trumps' retarded son?

I checked out the people on it this time to see who was best a head of time. I saw their names anyway. Only two had normal names so the winner will be David or James.

Check it out I got a question up top.
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Check it out, I got back from the batting cage in time for Apprentice.

Whats' the deal with the hot chick what wo'nt shut up? I;m like, I guess that answers my own question.

Whats' the deal with the weasle who'se all like whose going to volunteer to be project manegar hey ex army dude I think you should volunteer.

Whaaaaat? No wonder you do'nt got a job dude they probly fired you for being a weasle.

I got to go back to the batting cage tomorrow to get more practice for sunday.
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That painting chick with the assets should be all like hey be-otch get over here and paint.

That one dude is going to kick that dudes' butt. Best apprentice ever! Unless the rest of the episode is retarded then its' not.
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That army dude going all Elin on that weasle was totally awesome.
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Trump shouldd know better to let all them chicks work together.
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Do'nt forget to watch it I got to go over to the batting cages later so I;m missing the first part. Do me a solid and post whats' happening here.
Oh man snap! Sucks to be you. We used to have this dork around here who would post these funny summaries of each Apprentice episode. I'm really not sure what happened to him. But anyway he's not here anymore so you're screwed.
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Season 10, Episode 1: Back to Basics a.k.a. To Hell with L.A. and Washed-up Celebrities

Trump: Two years ago I started noticing we had more Americans than Mexicans working as janitors in our buildings. That's when I realized the American economy had gone into the toilet. What am I going to do with all those "BASURA" stickers now? That made me mad. So I decided to do something about the nationwide 10% unemployment rate. I'm bringing in 16 unemployed people, and after putting them through a three-month wringer, I'm going to hire one of them. But be forewarned: NBC will have nothing until next week, so tonight's episode will include an hour of useless filler.

Alex: We need a name. How about "Icarus", the guy who rose from the ashes, just like us? That's totally original.
Steuart: You must be totally stupid. Phoenix is the one who rose from the ashes. I know this stuff because I spent a lot of my youth learning useless mythology trivia.
Alex: At least I don't have excess vowels in my name.
Some random guy: Just go with Octane.
Some other guy: Can you explain why?
Some random guy: No.
Some other guy: Okay. Who's our leader?
David: I volunteer Gene. He was in the military, so if we lose I think we can use parlay the loss against the high expectations placed on Gene to ensure he's the one fired.
Gene: Sounds good to me.

Some Brunette: How about we use "Phoenix" for our name? You know, the guy who rose from the ashes, just like us? That's totally original.
Some Blonde: I know! Let's go with "Fortitude"!
Some Brunette: Why "Fortitude"?
Some Blonde: According to websters.com, to "fortitude" means "to possess the attitude of a fort". That's totally us!
Mahsa: Now we need a leader.
Nicole: As an unemployed attorney, I think I'm best-suited for that role.

Trump: Here's your task. It's something you're going to like because it's totally original. Build an ultra-modern workspace. I'm expecting to see flashing lights, robot butlers, food replicators, and hovercars.
Gene: Super! We'll make a "green" workspace! That's totally modern.
James: Yeah, if the year was 1990, that is.
Trump: As usual, Ivanka seamlessly replaces Caroline as my eyes, and Junior, well, being my ears gets him up off the couch. Besides, I fired the guy who used to dust off George for these things.

Nicole: Tyana says she has design experience, but, meow, look at that tacky dress!
Stephanie: We're going to lose.

David: Yes! I get to buy plants! And now I do the "Buying Plants" dance!
Gene: Clint, maybe you'd better call about the plants.
David: No way! I got plants! I called it.
Clint: Man, I'm twice your size, and I'm going to kick your ass.
Gene: I'm going to sit back for a while and do nothing, then I'll step in and go overboard.

Nicole: Let's go shopping! But we only have 45 minutes!
Tyana: Give me 4 of those tables, a bunch of chairs, some of those.
Nicole: Don't forget the picture of some old guy. Trump really likes random, off-the-wall crap which make absolutely no sense.
Kelly: Look at me! I'm cleaning windows!
Blondie: Are you aware that it takes time for paint to dry? And if we wait much longer we'll have no time?
Kelly: Shut up bitch! It also takes time to clean windows! So there!


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Trump: Okay, that was a boring hour. Octane, show me your workspace.
Cameraman: *splat*
Trump: That's not good. Are you on my WC policy or are you on NBC's? You're on NBC's? Okay Gene, that won't count against you then.

Trump: Okay Fortitude, show me your workspace. Who's the old guy?
Nicole: (some made-up babble about her second-cousin's aunt's uncle being the founder of Fortitude)
Trump: Are you on the junk?

Trump: Now my favorite part, the boardroom, because I get to sit down.
Junior Clint, why no tie?
CarolineIvanka: I am shocked - SHOCKED - you are not wearing a tie.
Trump: You need a tie. What are you, out of work or something and can't afford no tie?
Clint: That's about right. I'll stop at Goodwill tonight and pick one up.
Trump: Okay, Fortitude, how do you think you did?
Brandi: We got all sweaty this week.
Trump: You got all slutty? Go on.
CarolineIvanka: Take it easy Dad, I don't want my next step-mother to be younger than me.
Various women: meow, meow, let the claws come out before we know the results.
Trump: Okay, that was fun. I don't know who should win, I hated both results that much.
CarolineIvanka: Octane.
Junior: Octane.
Trump: Octane it is.

Nicole: It's all Tyana's fault we lost.
Trump: Whatever. Nicole, you were PM, so you're fired.

Next week: A boardroom first!
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Season 10, Episode 1: Back to Basics a.k.a. To Hell with L.A. and Washed-up Celebrities

Trump: Two years ago I started noticing we had more Americans than Mexicans working as janitors in our buildings. That's when I realized the American economy had gone into the toilet. What am I going to do with all those "BASURA" stickers now? That made me mad. So I decided to do something about the nationwide 10% unemployment rate. I'm bringing in 16 unemployed people, and after putting them through a three-month wringer, I'm going to hire one of them. But be forewarned: NBC will have nothing until next week, so tonight's episode will include an hour of useless filler.

Alex: We need a name. How about "Icarus", the guy who rose from the ashes, just like us? That's totally original.
Steuart: You must be totally stupid. Phoenix is the one who rose from the ashes. I know this stuff because I spent a lot of my youth learning useless mythology trivia.
Alex: At least I don't have excess vowels in my name.
Some random guy: Just go with Octane.
Some other guy: Can you explain why?
Some random guy: No.
Some other guy: Okay. Who's our leader?
David: I volunteer Gene. He was in the military, so if we lose I think we can use parlay the loss against the high expectations placed on Gene to ensure he's the one fired.
Gene: Sounds good to me.

Some Brunette: How about we use "Phoenix" for our name? You know, the guy who rose from the ashes, just like us? That's totally original.
Some Blonde: I know! Let's go with "Fortitude"!
Some Brunette: Why "Fortitude"?
Some Blonde: According to websters.com, to "fortitude" means "to possess the attitude of a fort". That's totally us!
Mahsa: Now we need a leader.
Nicole: As an unemployed attorney, I think I'm best-suited for that role.

Trump: Here's your task. It's something you're going to like because it's totally original. Build an ultra-modern workspace. I'm expecting to see flashing lights, robot butlers, food replicators, and hovercars.
Gene: Super! We'll make a "green" workspace! That's totally modern.
James: Yeah, if the year was 1990, that is.
Trump: As usual, Ivanka seamlessly replaces Caroline as my eyes, and Junior, well, being my ears gets him up off the couch. Besides, I fired the guy who used to dust off George for these things.

Nicole: Tyana says she has design experience, but, meow, look at that tacky dress!
Stephanie: We're going to lose.

David: Yes! I get to buy plants! And now I do the "Buying Plants" dance!
Gene: Clint, maybe you'd better call about the plants.
David: No way! I got plants! I called it.
Clint: Man, I'm twice your size, and I'm going to kick your ass.
Gene: I'm going to sit back for a while and do nothing, then I'll step in and go overboard.

Nicole: Let's go shopping! But we only have 45 minutes!
Tyana: Give me 4 of those tables, a bunch of chairs, some of those.
Nicole: Don't forget the picture of some old guy. Trump really likes random, off-the-wall crap which make absolutely no sense.
Kelly: Look at me! I'm cleaning windows!
Blondie: Are you aware that it takes time for paint to dry? And if we wait much longer we'll have no time?
Kelly: Shut up bitch! It also takes time to clean windows! So there!


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     ***     due to the fact NBC has         ***
     ***     nothing else.                   ***
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Trump: Okay, that was a boring hour. Octane, show me your workspace.
Cameraman: *splat*
Trump: That's not good. Are you on my WC policy or are you on NBC's? You're on NBC's? Okay Gene, that won't count against you then.

Trump: Okay Fortitude, show me your workspace. Who's the old guy?
Nicole: (some made-up babble about her second-cousin's aunt's uncle being the founder of Fortitude)
Trump: Are you on the junk?

Trump: Now my favorite part, the boardroom, because I get to sit down.
Junior Clint, why no tie?
CarolineIvanka: I am shocked - SHOCKED - you are not wearing a tie.
Trump: You need a tie. What are you, out of work or something and can't afford no tie?
Clint: That's about right. I'll stop at Goodwill tonight and pick one up.
Trump: Okay, Fortitude, how do you think you did?
Brandi: We got all sweaty this week.
Trump: You got all slutty? Go on.
CarolineIvanka: Take it easy Dad, I don't want my next step-mother to be younger than me.
Various women: meow, meow, let the claws come out before we know the results.
Trump: Okay, that was fun. I don't know who should win, I hated both results that much.
CarolineIvanka: Octane.
Junior: Octane.
Trump: Octane it is.

Nicole: It's all Tyana's fault we lost.
Trump: Whatever. Nicole, you were PM, so you're fired.

Next week: A boardroom first!
Thanks!
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