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Old 06-03-2020, 11:54 PM
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Default Did anyone remember to bring their office plant home?

Like I heard cacti could live a long time without water, maybe mine's okay.
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Nice humblebrag about having a designated spot at work where you can keep your personal stuff.
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Also, on the AO, we say cactii, not cacti.
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Old 06-04-2020, 08:59 AM
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crap, I forgot about the office cat!!!
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crap, I forgot about the office cat!!!
It's both alive AND dead...
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Back in March my plant ate my boss and my dentist - probably a good idea to check up on it soon.
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I'm assuming mine is dead. Going to the office tomorrow to grab it, along with a few other things.
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Old 06-04-2020, 11:33 AM
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no it's for sure dead
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