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Old 03-19-2020, 10:49 AM
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So, the idea is that cow piss would help cancel out horse piss?
you should drink both
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So, the idea is that cow piss would help cancel out horse piss?
Statistically speaking it has been known to help in a few cases, but the pee value is very small.
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Statistically speaking it has been known to help in a few cases, but the pee value is very small.
I don't think you're interpreting the pee value correctly...
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I don't think you're interpreting the pee value correctly...

I assume you have to wait for it. All you have to do is find the queue.
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Old 03-31-2020, 12:44 PM
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2 guys that were friends for over 20 years got in a fight over Christianity. Perp and the victim "got into an argument over whether or not the victim was a Christian" so he stabbed the victim 12 times with a screwdriver. WTF. Let me give you my testimony. https://thebrunswicknews.com/news/lo...a12cfba1.html?
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2 guys that were friends for over 20 years got in a fight over Christianity. Perp and the victim "got into an argument over whether or not the victim was a Christian" so he stabbed the victim 12 times with a screwdriver. WTF. Let me give you my testimony. https://thebrunswicknews.com/news/lo...a12cfba1.html?
Once for each disciple. Nice touch.
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A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini

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A 5-year-old boy with $3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini.

The boy left in the SUV after arguing with his mother, who said she would not buy the luxury car for him, Utah Highway Patrol said on Twitter.
A trooper spotted the vehicle weaving on Interstate 15 at 30 mph, the Utah Highway Patrol said.

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Troopers told CNN affiliate KSL-TV they initially thought the boy was an impaired driver.
"How old are you? You're 5 years old?" Trooper Rick Morgan says in dash camera footage of the traffic stop. "Wow ... Where did you learn to drive a car?"

Morgan told KSL-TV he had to help the child get the SUV into park.
"He was sitting on the front edge of the seat so that he could reach the brake pedal to keep the car stopped while I was standing there," he said.
Once he was pulled over, the child told the trooper he had intended to drive to California to purchase a Lamborghini for himself. He had $3. The starting price for a new Lamborghini is around $200,000.
Morgan says no one was hurt, and it will be up to the local prosecutor to decide whether to file charges against the parents, who had left the boy in his sibling's care while they were away from home.
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Could be a nice sales pitch - car so easy to handle a 5yo can drive it
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He was pulled over about 2 miles from my house.

Kid did not look like any 5yo I have seen. He is pretty huge. Probably taller than my 7yo grandson and definitely heavier. From other articles it sounds like he had to have driven 5 miles or so.

Today he got to ride in a Lamborghini.
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A 19-year-old employee at Coco Vanilla Galactic Cantina dressed as a familiar Star Wars stormtrooper and danced outside the restaurant with blaster in hand to mark the occasion of May the Fourth, the day Star Wars fans celebrate the iconic film franchise as a play on the "May the force be with you" line.

Lethbridge police arrived with guns drawn, shouting at the teenage girl to drop her blaster, which she says she didn't hear through her storm trooper helmet.....
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