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Old 01-29-2020, 08:59 AM
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Get some benadryl dummy
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Nice to know your insurance has cat coverage. And with pumas and panthers you'll have long-tail lines
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When you say "30% of humanity" which of these (or fill in the right answer) do you mean?
1) 30% of the world population will die
2) People's desire to help other people will decline by 30%
3) Some combination of 1 & 2 that reflect a 30% summation decline (like 10% of the world population dies, and people's desire to help other people falls 20%)
I read this thread and I died a little bit inside.

But maybe only 15%. Perhaps 20%.

Others might be more impacted so that the overall average comes out to be 30%.
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Sorry guys it's really hard to post at work because of allergies. Before my vacation I told you about two feral cats the data scientist brought to work, a baby panther and a baby puma named Billie (I'm allergic to cats). Billie is very feisty and fights with the panther and knocks my papers off my desk. What's worse is that when Billie fights with the panther their owner puts her in a microwave to keep her trapped and puts a sign up that says "Puma in microwave don't turn on." This makes it so I can't have lunch.

All of the valuation actuaries also have cats so they thought it was unfair that the data scientist could bring his. The CEO let everyone bring their cats because of this, and I am really having a hard time coming back to work post-vacation. I don't think it's fair that my coworkers can do this because I am allergic to cats and the cats won't stop bothering me. Have any of you dealt with this situation and know how to get cats to stop bothering you?
Perhaps you should have those allergies checked for skin cancer and/or sinkholes.
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Okay, none of you are helping and the sales girl that always tries to talk to me suggested that going on a vegan keto diet would reduce my allergies (I don't even know if this is scientifically valid). I have had to come up with a solution myself.

After work I went to Cabelas and bought a tent. I also bought a microwave at Walmart. I am going to pitch the tent over my desk and this will prevent the feral cats from knocking over my papers. The microwave will prevent me from having to use the public microwave that tendies to have feisty cats in it. I will let you know how this goes
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Nice to know your insurance has cat coverage. And with pumas and panthers you'll have long-tail lines
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Okay, none of you are helping and the sales girl that always tries to talk to me suggested that going on a vegan keto diet would reduce my allergies (I don't even know if this is scientifically valid). I have had to come up with a solution myself.

After work I went to Cabelas and bought a tent. I also bought a microwave at Walmart. I am going to pitch the tent over my desk and this will prevent the feral cats from knocking over my papers. The microwave will prevent me from having to use the public microwave that tendies to have feisty cats in it. I will let you know how this goes
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Okay, none of you are helping and the sales girl that always tries to talk to me suggested that going on a vegan keto diet would reduce my allergies (I don't even know if this is scientifically valid). I have had to come up with a solution myself.

After work I went to Cabelas and bought a tent. I also bought a microwave at Walmart. I am going to pitch the tent over my desk and this will prevent the feral cats from knocking over my papers. The microwave will prevent me from having to use the public microwave that tendies to have feisty cats in it. I will let you know how this goes
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