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I wish Agadefe was here to help he/she always has great ideas to alleviate conflicts
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You seem pretty tense right now
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Maybe it blew away? Did you anchor it down properly?
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Edit: Nevermind, I was linking a sumif and didn't open the linked spreadsheet. It is now giving me #N/A.
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The tuxedo valuation actuary that eats moonpies took my tent and microwave and told me he would beat me up if I told anyone idk what to do. I noticed because the tent is over his desk now
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The tuxedo valuation actuary that eats moonpies took my tent and microwave and told me he would beat me up if I told anyone idk what to do. I noticed because the tent is over his desk now
You're a pricing actuary. Just kick his butt and take it back.

Or report him to HR.
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I tried beating him up but he just ran in the tent
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You could try crushing him with a photocopier
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When you say "30% of humanity" which of these (or fill in the right answer) do you mean?
1) 30% of the world population will die
2) People's desire to help other people will decline by 30%
3) Some combination of 1 & 2 that reflect a 30% summation decline (like 10% of the world population dies, and people's desire to help other people falls 20%)
I think he means, "only 30% of homo sapiens who are 'human' will die. The rest will continue on their merry way, self-poisoning towards full civilization collapse with social media, fast food, and a total absence of discipline, accountability, or responsibility." In other words, like 7 people are out, all the rest of us are good.
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