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I accidentally left the girl Catper closed in the bathroom for a couple hours when I stepped out to run some errands today. So Jaspess pointed out the wet floor, wondering if it was pee.

Fortunately, upon further inspection, it was probably just a minorly flooded bathroom (possibly trickling down from the unit above, possibly leaky toilet), and likely not cat pee.
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I was thinking [that the AO is] more like Pocket Pool: You think you're driving your point home hard, until you realize that you're really only busting your own balls
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I accidentally left the girl Catper closed in the bathroom for a couple hours when I stepped out to run some errands today. So Jaspess pointed out the wet floor, wondering if it was pee.

Fortunately, upon further inspection, it was probably just a minorly flooded bathroom (possibly trickling down from the unit above, possibly leaky toilet), and likely not cat pee.
https://youtu.be/dHXL8A1dowo?t=5
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Quality haiku
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Don't run out of
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Sounds about right. (Epilogue: Replacing the wax ring -- that wasn't there -- fixed it.)
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The road to wisdom? Well, it's plain
And simple to express:
Err
and err
and err again,
but less
and less
and less.

via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v678Em6qyzk (Wrong Turn on the Dragon - Numberphile)
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Haiku for today:

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Don't run out of
Wait, doesn't the last line have just 4 syllables tho?
How about "Do not run out of"?
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I was thinking [that the AO is] more like Pocket Pool: You think you're driving your point home hard, until you realize that you're really only busting your own balls
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I accidentally left the girl Catper closed in the bathroom for a couple hours when I stepped out to run some errands today. So Jaspess pointed out the wet floor, wondering if it was pee.

Fortunately, upon further inspection, it was probably just a minorly flooded bathroom (possibly trickling down from the unit above, possibly leaky toilet), and likely not cat pee.
So you're more afraid of a mad wife than you are of plumbing leaks?
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So you're more afraid of a mad wife than you are of plumbing leaks?
I was more afraid of a mad kittie than anything. I apologized to the young Catper and gave her lovins and play time tho. She's actually pretty resilient.
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