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If it involves funny noises, lay it on us, sister!!!!
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
[screaming sounds]
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
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This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
[screaming sounds]
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
BA HA HA HA!!!! That's a real knee slapper!!!
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I'm amazed that anyone likes sauerkraut. The smell is nauseating to me. I don't judge people who like it. I'm just shocked anyone can.
While I approve of this post, something has to explain the popularity of the Ruben.
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Just the description of cabbage fermented by bacteria...
Uhhhh I think you just insulted all of South Korea by dissing on Kimchi. Also, I've not yet had a fermented food I don't like.

In before someone mentions the Icelandic shark.
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Uhhhh I think you just insulted all of South Korea by dissing on Kimchi. Also, I've not yet had a fermented food I don't like.

In before someone mentions the Icelandic shark.
Mmmmmmmmmm, Icelandic shark...

Wait, I just googled it.
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Mmmmmmmmmm, Icelandic shark...

Wait, I just googled it.
I mean, if I weren't studying right now I'd try it...
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Uhhhh I think you just insulted all of South Korea by dissing on Kimchi. Also, I've not yet had a fermented food I don't like.

In before someone mentions the Icelandic shark.
Sauerkraut is good, but kimchi is a whole ‘nother level. And now I want kimchi. Going to have to convince the fam on this come Saturday, we have an excellent Korean place nearby.
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